|What the what?|
Now, I know there are men out there that rock eyeliner (hello, Russell Brand and Pete Wentz), but fake eyelashes is going too far. Dont get me wrong. I am all for a man taking care of himself. Nothing is more of a turnoff then a guy with dry skin, bad hair or long fingernails. But ladies, there must be a limit to this insanity. When did men stop being men and start being women?
Ladies, if you don't agree with me yet, let me paint a picture for you: You're on a date with your new guy. He's cute, smart, funny and sweet. You strangely admire his adorable eyelashes. It's a great date, things are going well. You decide to go back to his place for a nightcap, hoping it will lead to something more. You're about to...ahem...go the distance, then all of a sudden, in the heat of the moment, one of his fake eyelashes peels off. Date over!!!
Yeah, now you get it. All I have to say is: