The Oscars are now wrapped up, which means that it's time to reveal the winners of Miss M's first annual post Oscar fashion awards! Like the Oscars, there is no glory in being nominated, despite what people might say. Either you win or you lose. So congratulations to the winners and to the losers: better luck next year!
Best Princess Who Can't Hide Her Boredom: Charlene Whittstock, Princess of Monaco
Best Desperately Trying to Look Sexy Actress: Angelina Jolie
|Angelina Jolie in Atelier Versace. Yes Angie, we know you are hot, but what is with the leg? Really? Really?|
I have to say one of the best moments of the night was when winners of the award she presented mocked her stance. Priceless.
Best Dressed Actress You've Never Heard of: Judy Greer
Best Dressed Couple: Kermit and Miss Piggy. Obviously.
|Miss Piggy in Zac Posen, Kermit in Brooks Brothers. Aren't they cute??|
Best Arm Candy Doubling as an Oscar statuette: Stacy Keibler
Best Supportive Undergarment: 3 way tie - all 3 pairs of Octavia Spencer's Spanx
|No I'm not being rude...Octavia actually admitted that she sometimes wears 3 pairs of Spanx on the red carpet! However many pairs she was wearning, she did look great when accepting her Oscar in this Tadashi Shoji gown.|
Best Dressed Comedienne Who Used to Make Fun of Hollywood: Tina Fey
Best Instantly Aging Couture Gown: Shailene Woodley in Valentino
|I don't know who this girl's stylist is, but they need to be fired STAT. This Valentino gown is incredibly aging for someone who is in their early twenties. Cut off the sleeves, make it a halter, then call it a gown fit for a 21 year old!|
Best Bun and Pleats Combo: Jennifer Lopez
|Love her or hate her, J-Lo can rock a bun and a pleated gown like no one's business! Add in her almost nipple slip and this girl's night just gets better and better...|
Best Gown that Controlled the Girls: Viola Davis
Best Dressed Bridesmaid: Rose Byrne (2nd from left) in Vivenne Westwood
(Honourable Mentions to Melissa McCarthy, Ellie Kemper and Kristen Wiig)
Best Hair: Jessica Chastain
|Jessica Chastain's hair was simply pretty. This is a hair-DO my friends (sorry couldn't help it!).|
Best Dressed: Penelope Cruz in Armani Prive
|Penelope Cruz is effortlessly beautiful in this gown. I love the colour, cut and her hairstyle is a perfect complement to the dress.|
Best Worst Dressed: Sandra Bullock